April 17 2009

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE BACK ONLINE!>!?!?!?! WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!
oh....we didn't go off line? I just stopped updating?....you sure?.....oh.......well fuck me silly my bad.  So hi, we're kinda trying to get things going again, new recording, new songs, new jobs etc. Funny story, they're gonna let me play with KIDS and HEAVY MACHINERY!!!!!! Oh Centreville, you magnificent bastards.  More later after practice.
Noony

December 16 2008

Yeah yeah I know, I REALLY DONE FUCKED UP with updating but I plan to make amends to this ok? starting sometime.....this week I'll be posting my own doodles and shit....mostly the Adventures of Lil Death
Anyway...finally changed the BIO page to show that we HAVE a guitarist.
yeah....this is a weak ass update....shut up that's why!
Cheers
Noony

October 22nd 2008

Against all odds I'm updating TWICE in a single month.  By all means shower me with gratitude I'll wait.....ok just don't leave ok? lol sorry had to try that one. But yeah seriously, ALL ODDS, computer troubles, exams, hell I literally just found out TODAY that I have Walking Pneumonia and I'm STILL updating, take that Chugworth!...Yes I know the lads at chugworth don't read this but seriously I love those guys...when the UPDATE Gods!...can you tell I'm medicated and feverish? It's fucking awesome....seriously fucking kill me....ok not REALLY...just hate this feeling.

Anyway enough of my bitching, how are you guys? you alright? anything on your mind? you can talk to me y'know, I'm not THAT evil lol.

Ok just checking in on you guys, love y'all!
Noony

October 14th 2008

Bellow is a Nagoda update. I'm in midterms right now, so he will fill you in on higinks.

Noony

Hi everybody! It's Nagoda! (silence).... wow, that was awkward. Ok, um, what was I gonna say? Oh yeah! WE GOT OURSELVES A GUITARIST! FUCK YEAH! Can I get applause? No? FUCK Y'ALL THEN! Ok, ok, in all seriousness, we'd like to officially welcome Andrew Inch into the band as our new and permanant resident axeman. We're currently recording all the old numbers properly, might even put it out there who knows along with some new material once we actually get back into writing music and hopefully start playing shows in the near future. That's it for now. Be patient, the shit will come in time... 
 
-Nagglerocks

August 11th 2008

OH OHOHOHOHOH!!!! I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO PUT HERE!!!
We can officially say we have an international FANBASE!!! That's right folks, we've got fans HALF A WORLD AWAY!!!!That's fucking amazing if you ask me.  We'd like to thank those masochists in the states and the UK and of course our local sufferers here in the great white North. Thank you for putting up with us. We'll not stop doing ANY of this but we'd like to apologize for the following: our shenanigans and threats...and plots to end mankind...and Nagoda.....and the violent obscenities I put on this site....and Nagoda...and Dan, Lena, and myself inevitably forming the Anti-Captain Planet....and Nagoda...and the great lobstrocity that is the Brewer...and never releasing a full album (my new years resolution is to have 8 songs polished and spiffy for y'all by the end of the year)..and that time we killed Joe when we reviewed 300...and Nagoda...and not doing a show in over a year (working on that too)...and the sporadic at best update schedule...and that one update I did entirely in leet...and I think that's all of it..oh and Nagoda.
Sorry guys, and thanks for hanging on with us we will not be beaten with or without you, but it sure is great to have the company :P

Noony

August 10th 2008

HOLY SHIT WE'RE NOT DEAD!!!!
Now that I've got your attention, we're still kicking despite our lack of guitarist (though Anthony is making a great fill in) we're recording stuff, as can be seen via songs being posted and such.  We can't stop yet dammit! XD anyway that's all for now, I had things to say but I forget them right now. I'll re-up later.

Noony

April 17th 2008

Time to see if people still read this stuff.

Boys and Girls and everything in between:

It is my duty to inform you that WE NEED GUITARISTS

Like seriously people we NEED THEM if you are one or know some looking for a whacky band to jam with  please either post on the forum in the guest book or please notify us via facebook or e-mail me k.noony@gmail.com PLEASE
Thanks
Noony

EDIT: MUSIC NOW ONLINE!!!!
April *checks date* 15th 2008
Title: I can has update?!

No shit, I'm typing on this fucker again. And gratuitously swearing like some fucked up crack head on the worst shit binge ever with a bitch hangover XD
Ok so I'm not swearing that much anymore lol.
I've found methods to finally host our recorded stuff....you poor bastards. Run, run now!
Also, paypal is being a dick so I can't get the store up and running JUST yet, soon though.
Anywho, I'm gonna revamp this whole dealy soon enough.
Bye guys
Noony

December 22nd, 2007

Hey guys...So yeah, we're sorta back...sorta.  Things are going a little slower than we'd like but hey thems the breaks eh.  Anyway, Sweeney Todd.  Blood, music, exquisite cinematography, and Alan Rickman SINGING.  Go see it, if not, care for a shave?

Ok I'm a little low on spirits and banter tonight...something about this season drains me heavily (no it's not the goodness and joy and all that, I like that actually) just....yeah..
Goodnight
Noony

September 25th 2007

Holy Update Batman!!!

Ok this is more a plug for another site of which with we are now affiliated (namely we own the site technically and have a minor role in its exisitance) Bubbleheadz!
Also we have found a potential distributor for the t-shirts! Know what this means? It means you can shut the hell up Lena! I kid of course, you don't have to shut the hell up, we love you when you don't shut the hell up. Anyway that's it, we're all done for the night, cheers kiddies

Noony

July 20th, 2007

First of all, let me make it very clear that the lack of updates is as a direct result of awesome things. Or at least... of rather cool things, as awesome is thrown around a bit these days for things that do not in fact inspire awe. NO MATTER!

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that we have a gig! That is in fact why there has been no updatage (and NOT the fact that it simply slipped our minds... not at all that one); we have been preparing like mad (like, seriously, like, Bedlam mad here) for the special promotion of Hairpsray the movie.

If you are at all interested, we are playing multiple sets of Hairspray covers inside of the Cineplex Odeon on Queensway (its at the corner of Queensway and Islington, and its pretty hard to miss). The only problem is that the proformance is in a part of the theater that you need to have a ticket to get into. Therefore, if you want to see a movie, between 6 PM and 11 PM, well, if you show up early or decide to hang around for a bit afterwards, come on by and listen! 

We are fully aware that this is pretty last-minute so far as updates go. Fortunately, not only are we playing tonight, but we are playing tomorrow, Saturday the 21rst, as well! So yeah, if you can, drop on by! And if not, well, have a nice day anyways (because your nights will be horrible; cue dread-inducing organ music and maniacle laughter.)

Tata for now!

Daniel.

May 31 2007

Once again my boredom leads to an update, fun isn't it.  We've been doing some more recording and such, not bad sounding shit either.  Meh....So theater isn't that bad but still kinda sucks. School's out for some of us so more time is available.  Also look for some actual merch now that I have the time.  This may or may not include Galgamor and Zofogmoth stuff, who knows, call in the right favours we may get plushies for god sakes.  Anyway That's all for now

Noony

March 25th 2007

JESUS LOVES YOU LEAVE THIS PLACE SAVE YOUR SOULS NOW!!!!! *HURCK* Sorry that was Jo, we just had to take care of that.  He won't be bothering us again. Please... come in. There's no Satan here... not at all. Much like there is no Jesus at Tim Horton's at the Cinema. I mean, man, people come in and they're all like "JESUS CHRIST!" and I'm all like, "No, this is my domain, Jesus has no place here." Anyways, so yeah. Oh, and to all of those complaining about the not updating - FUCK YOU! We're updating now!

Out of the Way Kyle! God... you can't just go around alienating our potential audience and/or fan ba -AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Oh man, man I couldn't even finish. But yeah dude, don't shout at the people. All... two of them.

Well what am I supposed to do damnit! What with Nagoda making music and the current state of world politics how am I supposed to feel?

December 26 2006

Merry Jingly all.  I have this incredible urge to start singing Ice Ice Baby, I won't, but the feeling is there.  So......how's it going? Y'alright?................................................WUTANG!!!! So yeah, I'm back on the old intarweb.  And no I'm not updating in between surfing porn sites.  I am however bored enough to go back here so I'll kill your time and mine......um, pie. We have had another practice, will we again? Time will tell, still waiting on the scanner and time to draw up the designs.  Later
Noony

Dec 21 2006

I am now at -4 teeth.  I feel a little tender......yes both ways, come here you *hugs all those viewing this page* but seriously my jaw hurts a touch.  Less than I expected but yeah, tender.  So that's my big story....hm what else, I'll be getting a scanner in the new year so the t-shirt designs will be up soon enough, plus I haven't gotten to drawing them yet.  Anyway, I'll see you all soon
Noony

December 14 2006

I seem to be making a habbit of updating when I'm depressed.  Meh. I have no idea when the band is going to be in the same room at a singular time, let alone ANYTHING else.  In other news, one week until I get a knife in the face.  yeah, that's pretty much what it sounds like they cut into my mouth and remove the prototeeth that remain burried therein. uneventful week obviously..........fuck this not in the mood anymore.  I'll check back whenever something comes up, but if you seek any regularity, try prunejuice.

Noony

November 30 2006

So no t-shirts have been sold or ordered or even made, and I have not attained a  new seat of power in Cineplex...........and yeah, this update is about as shitty as I'm feeling right now.   Later
Noony

November 8 2006
I'm back again, getting closer to the once a week update
I swear I'll get back to it. I swear.  Anyway, I'm updating in class again...yeah I'm an idiot. Screw you! I haven't had important stuff to say.  Anyway, where was I, oh yes.  If I can manage to get my work down we're gonna be selling t-shirts, designs are being created, thought up mostly by Daniel and myself and drawn by me if no one better comes along:P. If you're reading this and think you can do better by all means let me know, k.noony@gmail.com same as oh so long ago.  Anyway, soon as I can get a scanner or access one (offers may be cashed in soon lol) I'll have the various designs up and ready for order.  Vinyl Era needs suplementary income, we've never been paid for a show and I never got around to the live album, it sucked ass in terms of quality, who knows we may try to record one of these days, seeing as now that 3 of 5 members of the band are in post-secondary schools and as a result are less than financially stellar....it's come to the point where I actually want to advance in Cineplex.  Anyway, I'll make the page later today and blurb it up.  Adios
Noony

October 17 2006

HOLY SHIT IT IS TEH UPDATEZORZ!!!!!1111ONE! ELEVEN!!!

Yeah, I'm back, and bored out of my skull. So why the hell shouldn't I update.  Oh wait I know why, because there's nothing to say but mundless gibberish.  COOL!
Previously Daniel and I agreed to do another update collab, but fuck that I'm impatient and need something to do in english, lord knows I can't seem to give a shit about the books.  Here's hoping the prof can get through this first, I have a term paper to fail damnit.  I'm kidding, I won't fail it.  Yeah still, I hate it here, I'm typing in class clearly.  This is so dry.  Also I may as well say hi to those that never check back here anymore, for your own good really.  So, hey Munchkin, hey Sherbear, hey Little one, and of course, hey Lena whom I've still never met.  We'll have to remedy that, I say we destroy society, it's never steered me wrong before.   Sooooo yeah, there you happy Munchkin? I've updated! Grrr.....ok no grrr.  That's it for me for now.
-Noony

August 28 2006 (like 2 minutes later)

Ok I just finished that last update and my God does that ever suck.  I'm disappointed in myself.  I blame Peterborough.  It drained me of my...well, my being me!  Anyway, lets see what we can do shall we?  School's starting soon, for most that means terror and stress, for me, oh shit you better believe it means terror and stress! For those who didn't know, I've been out of commission for the last school year, shit went down and I spent it working.  The upside, if my sources are correct the five central buildings form Voltron, I GET A GIANT F*)&ING ROBOT!!  Anyway, yeah, we as a group have been on hiatus, doing what exactly? Some of us went to Montreal, some to music camp, some normal camp, and Dan and I pretty much hung round here.  And then I got my G1 for some reason.  We still must find a way to summon the Anti-Captain Planet.  Even if it means road tripping to Guelph, also I wish to try and disprove the theory that Daniel, Lena, and myself cannot be at the same place at the same time.  Anyway, yeah, that's feeling a whoooooole lot better. That'll do for now.
Noony

August 28 2006

So it occurs to me, I update this damn thing less and less all the time.  You'd think I would considering this is slowly warping into my personal shit hole but no.  Much as I have things to talk about, no dice.  My troubled thoughts are my own.  And in the unlikly event that you look at this site I don't  mean you, you know who you are, I mean other stuff.  Anyway, yeah, just thought I'd clear some of the dust off this little shanty before I finally effin upgrade it.  Always a pleasure void of the internet. Untill next time
Noony

August 5 2006

Well it's high-time we get back to talking about music on this, a band website.  A little while back I came to the conclusion that if you learn to play a song faster than it was intended no matter how difficult, the actual song will seem easier when done right.  Logical right? Now I never put this theory into practice until today. The song "Tell me Baby" by, you guessed it, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  This means two things, one at high speeds it sounds like crack on heroin so I needed a tab for parts, and two it's simple and yet complex at the same time.  And secret number three, the song's pure slapping.  I'd like to point out right now that, when left alone to my own devices, I can be a serious health risk to myself and others, but mainly myself.  I'd also like to take the time to say OH FREAKING GOD MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the plus side, I know the song rather easily now, the downside is I'm getting the keyboard sticky with my blood.
Adios
Noony

PS you'll notice the old updates disappearing, who cares? The original page is still up

August 3 2006